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Draco Malfoy (18) Low expectations for a match. Personal contact option has been disabled. Respond here only.

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un: serpensortia

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[speedforcer]

[fry. squint. fry-motherfucking-squint]

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you


look a whole lot like a friend of mine which i guess i should be used to but you're SO MUCH younger than him so this is kind of weird andishouldmaybestoptypingnowsorryhiimbarry

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Yes, me.
I doubt that I look that much like your friend, honestly.

[But the response surprised him and that's working in andishouldmaybestoptypingnowsorryhiimbarry's favor.]

Well, Barry. Any chance you're going to make this meeting a pleasurable one?

[speedforcer]

if i had my phone from home i'd show you
you look a LOT like him
just younger
wait i already said that part






I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT CAUSE THAT'S 100000000% WEIRD WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO!!

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Then why did you imply a match if you weren't interested?
You're wasting both our time.

[And now he's disappointed. He was amused and not annoyed with his first contact through the app and now that's changed.]

[speedforcer]

because you have to swipe yes to talk and
i like to talk??
that's kind of how you make friends

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You should have started with that.
What do you like to talk about?

[Honestly, he knows he shouldn't be so abrasive. He needs to be polite, it's part of what will help him get his wish, but it's been a long time since anyone has been genuinely friendly to him. Which is mostly his fault, but he's not used to it.]

[speedforcer]

okay
right



so what do you do for a living?
you're not a csi are you??